6/30/08

the knife has gone unchanged... until now.


this shit is raw. they state "compressed gas" so that you can put what the fuck ever you want into those cartridges... MUSTARD GAS, HOOOOOOOOOO!
Since World War II, the military has seen much of its soldiers equipment go through many radical changes and technological advances. The knife has gone unchanged until now. Our soldiers deserve the most advanced equipment that is available to them. A simple knife is okay, but when it comes down to the last line of defense, you want something that will get the job done. Introducing the WASP Injection Knife. This easy-to-use, easy-to-reload weapon delivers up to a 24g shot of compressed gas at 800 PSI on land or underwater.
what's cool is the actual demo video:

6/29/08

superflub


NORE! nigga NOT on the run eatin

6/26/08

no one can do it better

well almost no one.... this shit felt real as fuck. no need for lip syncing pussy ass shit.
bitch.

6/24/08

phonte from "little brother" doin an 80's album

LMAO... I heard some of the tracks on the myspace.... its actually good..

http://www.myspace.com/zoandtigallo

found this at uncle sam's

bought it used for 7 bones. holla.
i uploaded a track from the album to give you a taste:

highly anticipated

hangar one eight

KOBE, NIGGA, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

this reminds me how fuckin funny shaq is...
"i'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out thats why i'm gettin divorced/
 you say shaq gave a bitch a mil? i don't do that cuz my name shaquille/
 i love em... i don't leave em. i got a vasectomy, now i can't breed em/"

6/23/08

charlie rock talkin about his bid

"like i gotchur face on my arm you disgusting fat piece of shit" -charlie to joe

R.I.P. George Carlin

may this legend rest in peace.

"Comedian George Carlin has died from heart failure. The man who made famous the "seven words you can never say on television" passed away at 5:55 p.m. Sunday at Saint John's Hospital in Santa Monica, his longtime publicist said. He was 71.

Carlin, who has had several heart attacks and a history of cardiac issues, went into the hospital this afternoon after complaining of heart problems."
one of the greatest comedians of all time. watch the '10 commandments' monologue from "complaints and grievances"...
source: http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/06/62841/index.html

DOUBLE-U TEE EFF!

ross is gna lose so much bread when they split in half a year.

this is where the fun stops

a quick sample of what to expect from the snowgoons on tuesday. this is where the fun stops w/ reef.
uhuh

6/22/08

ya heard me?


what i already knew...

so i was talkin to Alaska (Tim Baker from Hangar 18 and Atoms Family) on Philaflava and was able to ask him what were his thoughts on Vast Aire and his career... he basically answered me the way i expected him to. read:
ME: what're your honest to god thoughts about Vast Aire?
ALASKA: i think vast had the potential to be great but he let his ego get in the way and alienate anyone who cared about him or could have helped his career, surrounded himself with yesmen. he hasnt been near the mc he could have been since look ma no hands which had some real bright points. im dissapointed with the path he took. i can say this now because im semi retired/on sabbatical which i also havent told anyone.
Alaska basically confirmed what alotta heads basically knew about V. it wasn't any big surprise, but what was a surprise was that he announced he was retired... hopefully he still keeps a hand in hip-hop. on another obviously related note...

BUY SWEEP THE LEG!

6/19/08

get em

ive been bumpin this shit a lot lately... i need a new release from the funk doc.


BUY HIS SHIT!

6/18/08

gimmie one

had to redo it cuz yt is gay
if you don't like me, fuck you, i flex one muscle
the doc got more effects than kung fu hustle

gifts in jail vol. 1


^click to listen^
new FIRE ass podcast from Blue Sky Black Death. you can go ahead check out their myspace for more info on current and upcoming podcasts. good shit if you love music. here's a track list:
1. set fire to flames 00:00-3:35
2. stars of the lid 3:35-6:00
3.
a. Sol Invictus 6:46 - 8:27
b. Sol Invictus 8:28 -11:10
c. Sol Invictus 11:11-13:48
4. Set Fire to Flames 13:49 -15:59
5. Transient Waves 16:00-19:30
6: L'Orchestre Noir 19:31-23:43
7. Set Fire to Flames 23:44-25:35
8.
a. Do Make Say Think 25:36
i don't really know what the fuck that means, but whatever. LISTEN!

50 is a conniving genius



i took most of this shit from RW.

Just days after footage leaked of Young Buck yelling "fuck G-Unit!" during a live show, an audio recording of the Tennessee rapper pleading with 50 Cent over the phone was released.

In the first two parts of the audio recording, which were obtained and posted by Hot 97's Miss Info, a audibly emotional Buck tried to explain that he wasn't similar to previous artists who had left G-Unit. “I done said things and I’m aware of some of the things that I have said but I don't want you to feel like I'm a Game or Smurf or none of them niggas man. Even if you did the worst to me there is nothing I could ever say to you,” said Buck. “I'm that type of nigga. I'm serious. I couldn't even write a negative rhyme in my mind, in my train of thought about you. I understand I got out of check but I don’t know what to do because it seems once a nigga scar you, it’s hard to heal your wound.”

"I don't want you to dismember me from the crew," said Buck. "I've not said nothing out here in the media-other than me putting in the statements of 'I'm my own man creating my own thing,' but I have never dismembered myself from the family."

When asked by 50 Cent as to who came up with the idea for Buck to start Cashville records, Buck admitted, “You gave me the idea and that’s what I explain in all my interviews.”

In the second audio clip, Buck spoke to 50 about his financial problems. "My whole goal is to actually get back what I've paid for you and hopefully I can actually get that shit back-work out the kinks," he continued. "I know [Lloyd] Banks and [Tony] Yayo gotta feel a certain way towards me 'cause of the way shit is and just iron shit out and hopefully get back to the G-Unit record. Outside of what I owe you, you got tax time rolling around-and my taxes. I still owe money from last year's taxes. It's so many other debts that I'm in for as far as the last year and this year's about to roll around."

“I’m confused. I'm handling it wrong,” admitted Buck. "I have gotten out of line with you. I swear to God I have. I'm wrong. A nigga just be confused.”
50 responded to the tirade, seemingly consoling Buck. "You gonna be all right, you hear me. You gotta be able to stay closer to me, Buck, so you don't fuck up. We'll fix the shit. You just got to stay closer to the space 'cause there ain't no-it's not gonna happen. Shit is different, Buck, and if you don't stay closer to what's going on it's gonna fuck up. Tony's been the safest one, you know why? He's been staying closer."
buck's really scared of uncle sam, huh?

6/17/08

devin the dude LIVE in 2008

break up a dub, roll up a blunt, and vibe to the dude.

^click to listen to his live performance^
don't slip or you'll never be rich like j prince.

6/16/08

"thanks to crack i crack crab and lobster"

i was doin my daily errands driving north on miami ave, and while i was passing by shoe gallery and saw a two tone (grey and black) maybach stopped in the middle of the street with the hazard lights flashing. i looked inside and i saw the fat nigga inside the store shopping... i took a pic of his whip before the traffic light turned green...
who the fuck else would stop their half a million dollar whip in the middle of Miami Ave (which by the way is a HUGE freight truck route for interstate shipping companies) with the blinkers on just to shop?

BAUCE!

6/15/08

cuban recipe: tamal en cazuela

one of my favorite fuckin meals EVER! it serves about 4 and takes like an hour to make from scratch.

you need
1 pound boneless pork (i use roasted pork)
2 cloves of garlic
¼ cup oil
1 lemon
1 onion
1 pepper
½ cup tomato sauce
¼ cup dry wine
2 cups ground corn
3 cups water
1 tablespoon salt
¼ tablespoon pepper
from there you:
Cube the meat and season it with garlic and lemon. Stir fry the meat and depending on the amount of fat shed, add enough oil to make a sauce with the onion, the pepper, the tomato and the dry wine. Blend the ground corn with the water. Strain it and add it to the meat in the sauce. Cook for about an hour stirring occasionally to prevent from sticking. Season it with salt and pepper to taste.
thats it.

now you can eat like el presidente.

get ready for hell

BOOM!

hell rell is about to drop his newest effort.

Get Ready<----LISTEN!

prime minister


^click to listen to mixtape^
this that crack... wait leave that shit alone... but listen to this.

6/14/08

back on that q.u. shit

the new CNN mixtape is str8. too many solos from each of them. I wanted a full mixtape with both of them on every track. the best track actually doesn't have capone on it. nore holds it down under the bus, and kiss is the driver.
Under The Bus ft. Jadakiss
throw him under the bus, roll around in his guts
talk about it while we rollin a dutch
-jadakiss

heat seek missile of the week


support florida emcees and buy that shit when you out, fool.

IN STORES 6/17

6/12/08

back on that Q.U. shit


^click to listen to mixtape^
capone and nore dropped a new mixtape with whoo kid. i'll leave my thoughts on the mixtape later.

5 bux says bill gets caught slippin

watch ya mouth, billy.

the o'reilly factor is gonna be on reruns for a week in a couple of days.

dueces wild is comin soon (its spelt that way)

go head.

carter 3 to sell 900,000.

fuck... fuck... fuck...

From YAHOO NEWS:
NEW YORK - The excessive leaks and bootlegging of Lil Wayne's new album haven't prevented it from being a hot seller: The rapper's "Tha Carter III" sold 423,000 copies in its first day of release, according to Billboard magazine, citing figures from Nielsen SoundScan.

With such sales, Lil Wayne is on pace to sell about 900,000 copies of the CD in its first week and post the best sales debut of the year. Last year's first-week top-seller was from Kanye West, who sold some 957,000 copies of "Graduation."
Though Lil Wayne has been on the rap scene for years, "Tha Carter III," released Tuesday, was expected to be the album that catapults the critically acclaimed rapper into pop superstardom. Ubiquitous on mixtapes and a frequent collaborator, he has owned the No. 1 spot on Billboard's Hot 100 pop chart for the past few weeks with his song "Lollipop," and "Tha Carter III" is among this year's most anticipated CDs.
His last two albums, "Tha Carter" and "Tha Carter II," sold 1.1 million and 1.4 million copies, respectively.
The release date for "Tha Carter III" was pushed back several times because the album was frequently leaked and bootlegged.
The year's best first-week seller so far was posted by Mariah Carey. Her "EMC2" sold about 463,000 in the first week, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

6/11/08

streams of consciousness

people (or no one according to the comments) don't get my style. posts will come in streams on consciousness. in other words, most of the posts just come up as i'm reading shit and thinking. nothing necessarily has to make sense at first.

then everything will come together....

oh shit the leaf just tore.

new busta album cover

fuck yea.

the album drops July 1st. GO BUY THAT SHIT!

start the day off right

with an ear blister...
now for the fullversion...
i wanna rip your ego, elated by this cannabis...
so ima grab a sharpject and stab you in the pancreas
its plain to see, you can't change me, cuz i'm a b-boy for lifffffeeee...

whysdaskyblue?

and the hook goes...


you don't wanna
dance with me
...cuz you a fake
i can do the wop
and the snake
and mess around
and change my best steps
every time the beat breaks

6/10/08

greg street ETHERS jermaine dupri


yeaaa, GREG STREET IS THE TROOF!

kinda confused how Ross is the shortest nigga on the chess set... whatever.

no ones ever liked Joog Dupri anyway... xzibit did it the best with Randy Newman on  his diss to dupri back in the day.
short people REALLY have no reason to live...

new little brother is heat

little brother (phonte and rapper big pooh) dropped ...and justus for all recently and siiirrr... it is immense! they didn't catch my ear with The Get Back, but i really felt the production for this album without fellow Carolina sensation 9th Wonder.

don't forget... they dropped a near classic with 9th Wonder on the boards for The Minstrel Show, and beacuse of it are always expected to come correct on their LP's.

"Best Kept Secret", the track that was partly produced by RJD2, is great. the justus league and rjd2 dont let anyone down with their production and phonte, big pooh, and l.e.g.a.c.y. kill the beat... 

Best Kept Secret ft L.E.G.A.C.Y. <---- LISTEN!

(i bought the cd) and shiiiit, you should, too...

^click to buy @ amazon^

some old head shit

most have never heard this... old school in its prime. PHD (blaq poet and & hot day) dropped one album in the 90's and never did it again. poet went and did some solo shit and group shit called Screwball (which was dope, too), and hot day is a really well known DJ and producer.
they did a track with Cormega on this album called Set It Off that a lot of people will remember from back in the day... don't sleep cuz this god learnin ya something.

Set It Off ft. Cormega
<---- LISTEN!

this one is rawer

you know this one is better than nas with duct tape on his grill


6/9/08

freekey zeekey at the strip (NSFW)

freekey zekey got his name CORRECT as FUCK! lmao at that ed hardy ho....



ITS YA BOY... FREEKEY!

curtis is heated...

50 says he can expose of these niggas 'conveniently'... obviously referring to fat joe... but what the fuck's got him so fuckin hot?
lantern looks like a stooge, but i can't knock him for his production on the new nas tape.... anyway, that g-unit terminate on site album cover looks haaarrrddd.
all the new tapes they're releasing are pure heat, too btw. check em out at google.com, ya lazy bastards.

def jam's nigger crazy

nas has gone through some of the biggest bullshit hip hop has seen in a minute with his upcoming album... labels giving him shit for the name, the music, its content, and just everything Nas wanted to come from his next piece of work.
^click to listen to mixtape^
word is that the songs on the Nigger Tape hosted by Greenlantern is composed of all the songs that def jam made him cut from the album due to its content. some of them just didnt make the cut, but the majority were all do to legalities...

I hope that his album isn't gonna be as watered down as I'm expecting it to be... fuck...

introducing the almighty QWEL

Qwel's been doin this nonstop for a while now, from last fall's The Harvest produced by Maker, to last winter's Freezer Burner produced by Meaty Ogre, ALL THE WAY to right now dropping The New Wine produced by Kip Killagain.

Qwel is goin on "The New Wine Tour" with Robust, & Dirty Digital (Qwazaar and Silence). Shame that they aren't coming down to Miami. They leave us out of the loop too much.... there are so many underground cats down here. Anyway, here are the tour dates:
6/10 - Columbus, OH @ High Five
6/13 - Des Moines, IA @ Vaudeville Mews
6/14 - Minneapolis, MN @ Dinkytowner
6/16 - Denver, CO @ Quixote’s
6/18 - Missoula, MT @ Badlander
6/19 - Seattle, WA @ Nectar Lounge
6/20 - Portland, OR @ Berbatis Pan
6/21 - Boise, ID
6/22 - Santa Cruz, CA
6/23 - San Diego, CA
6/24 - Pasadena, CA @ The Terrace
6/25 - Flagstaff, AZ
6/26 - Mesa, AZ @ Blunt Club
6/27 - Albuquerque, NM @ Moonlight Lounge
6/28 - San Antonio, TX
You can buy all three of the CDs at Amazon by clickin the album art below:
ALL THREE ALBUMS ARE CLASSICAL HIP HOP FOR 00's. one day they'll be sought after by cats who collect albums... and FOR THE RECORD, there's only one copy of The Harvest left at Amazon, and only 4 copies of Freezer Burner left at Amazon. The New Wine just dropped so you can cop that at the store.

smoke one.

ear to the streeeeetssss

im always on the grind for that new sound, that new flavor, that new swagger from an emcee who has just been doin him since day one. the shit that i listen for all depends on how the artist portrays himself. 

about two years ago my boy put me onto this nigga named Kaboom and his mixtape Thoughts of Mass Destruction. i watched a few videos of him freestyling and shit and homeboys got rhyme structure down, but most of all his punches are unique as fuck. i copped the album off an online store and its been bassin through miami's streets since.
^click to listen to mixtape^

Get You A Mil, track 3 on on the mixtape, has a line that goes, 
"Guns from Germany, my hoes European, Blowin dro till my eyes low like Koreans."
 ...the flow sounds effortless, too, like it doesn't take shit for this nigga to rip it.

Street Rules has a serious Biggie sample for the hook and the verses are filled with one liners:
"I load tec shells to make your whole chest swell, or I can give your eye 60 like the old Nextel"
He killed Juve's beat for Way I Be Leanin' and flips some raw lines on Know What It Is like,
"My niggas not sweet, my people'll spark/ 
and paint your face, turn people to art/ 
plus I keep a baby Maggie like Lisa and Bart/ 
FUCK ALL YA'LL! I mean that deep from the heart/"

Shiiit, the tapes full of it... so take a blast from the past, inhale and hold ya breath... KABOOM is gonna take you back to Philly in 2006 with this tape. order that shit online if you feel it... or if you can find it. most mixtape sites are out of stock.

so far the best album of the year has no words.

yea thats right. as much as the sound of Ross' voice sends vibrations that register on the richter scale down my spine, the best album of 2008, so far, has no lyrics. just hard ass drums and beats that break faster than chris reeve's spine at a rodeo.
Blue Sky Black Death's 2008 album, Late Night Cinema is hip hop instrumentation at its finest. if you haven't heard their collaboration with Hell Razah on Hell's Ladder is nothin but pure heat, too. they easily grabbed my ear more than anything else. from the vocal samples to the scratches and breaks, this shit goes haaaarrrddd.

here's a sample from the album:
it's track 1 and called "The Era When We Sang" <--- LISTEN!

6/7/08

leave that crack alone, b

its common knowledge to leave that crack alone, aint it? atleast where i come from, niggas know that fucking with that 'hard' can leave a man shakin and shiverin, wishin he never inhaled.

that's where i come in with the fattest sack of dro, and the ability to roll cuban master cigars with just the broadleaf of a strawberry dutchmaster... PUFF THAT!

there's a story behind this track i'm putting up (which is where i happened to jack the name for this blog) that always makes me laugh. Vast Aire was doin a show at some hole in the wall in NY when he found himself lookin at a bunch of crackheads ready to jump him... the baseheads were Esoteric, 7L, and some other joogs. nothing ended up happening, because like everyone knows, eso and 7 smoke that hard, but front it when it comes down to it. just peep the track...


9 Lashes When Michael Smacks Lucifer

6/6/08

a blogger's alpha

now that i'm out of hiding i can get back to what matters...

BRRRRAAAAPPP!